Blend into your natural habitat or just let it all hang out— this is the essence of a Commando. And so, my fellow #uncommonman, ask not what ConviRobe can do for you BUT what you can do to free your man parts.
Made with 100% Aegean Turkish Cotton!
Our model is 6ft tall (183cms) and is wearing a <6' sized robe.
Listen. You've got to treat your robe right. Wash and tumble dry your ConviRobe separately in low-warm to warm temperature.
Including before first use!. Use as little amount of detergent as possible to help your washer rinse away the soapy residue that may make the towel of your bathrobe feel kind of rough and less absorbent after some time. Lightening your load helps too.
Fabric softeners will reduce the absorbance of your bathrobe. Try using a dryer ball (or even new tennis balls) instead.
About once every 3 months, use half a cup of white vinegar and half a cup of baking soda to wash your ConviRobe. This will help to remove the soapy residue. It will also eliminate the odors, soften your bathrobe, and increase its water absorbance.Still not convinced?, see the chart
Perhaps your stealth sophistication is like that of a Silver Cox? Or, maybe you're more beast than you are man? Either way, we've created styles of all varieties. Pick one. Read it aloud. Assess how it makes you feel. If it strikes a cord? Click it to your cart and fork over the cash money.What do I do if I’m not into one of your eight personas?
In short—you likely have poor taste. That said, we've carefully curated a line of personas that (we hope) resonates with a wide audience. Of course, if all goes well, we intend on introducing new saucy styles to expand our #RobenEmpire. If you have any suggestions, contact firstname.lastname@example.org with your offering.What size am I? Am I hung like a horse or a horse-fly?
Ah, yes—the moment of truth. No different than when you're renewing your licence at the DMV and you fabricate a few inches to impress what will ultimately be a doorman, police officer or clerk at your local liquor store—I digress. Fortunately for you, we've limited our sizing down to two—over or under 6-feet in height. Remember, this is less about girth and more about the height at which the robe drapes down.
It depends—we favo[u]r Canadians so we ship to them for free (mostly because they are nice people). For shipping into the United States, we charge a flat rate of $20. Beyond that, it's predicated on courier fees to your region.How long will it take to ship my robe?
Some international orders may vary, but most orders will be shipped within 5 to 7 business days.Am I able to return/exchange my robe?
Gasp—why the expletive would you say such a thing?! I joke. We do accept returns and exchanges under certain conditions that are outlined on our Returns Policy.Do I have to pay duty/extras to ship internationally?
Maybe? Shipping fees will vary due to regional shipping restrictions and/or border customs fulfillment.Do you ship outside of Canada & United States?
Yes, our #RobenEmpire has no boundaries. If you have special inquiries you can contact email@example.com directly.Where is your company based?
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.